A babby hippo! He snorts. He swims under water. He never gets timeouts. He eats sharks and killer whales and fish. He has a friend, its his big brother. His mother and father knock themselves down at karate class. 

oh a sea turtle eating jellyfish. the jellyfish tastes like yuck and bee sneezes.

So Henry wakes up crying at 2:30 in the morning and I go in there.
“Buddy, what’s wrong?”
“I’m just crying!”
“Yeah, I see that. Why are you crying?”
“There’s something in my bed!”
“Oh yeah? What’s in your bed?”
“Something else!”
“…Okay. What something else?”
“A warthog!”

tigermilk! the tiger is drinking the pig milk because they like it! pig milk tastes like. please can i have a glass of pig milk?

(for the record Henry’s papa just gave him a shot glass with milk in it and a tiny bit of red food coloring and told him that it was pig milk).

Oh look at him. He’s too sad. He needs green toe nail paint. The dolphins dont like toenail paint. Dolphins dont like anything. 

Oh. Its a baby dolphin! Can I hold it?

DOLPHINS! They are jumping in the water. No! They are standing up! I dont know how they are standing up!  JUST IN THE WATER. They are going to NYC (sister says THAT IS A LONG WALK!). They take a taxi! To Brooklyn!

Oh. I dont know whatI think about it. (cocks head to the side) The jellyfish I would like to put one on my head it would feel cool and it would feel salty. It just jumped to get the jellyfish off it also the jellyfish just died. Uh oh.

This music is….woah. Its a beluga party. The other belugas dont like this music. That beluga is happy.